SHOW TIMES

SHOW TIMES

MON
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TUE: 16 & Pregnant @10/9c on MTV
The Real Housewives of Orange County @9/8c on Bravo TV
Dance Moms 9/8c on Lifetime TV
WED:The Real Housewives of Vancouver @10 on Slice TV
THU:Don't ne Tardy for The Wedding @9:30/8:30c on Bravo TV
FRI: /
SAT: /
SUN: Keeping Up With The Kardashians @9/8c on E!
Mrs.Eastwood and Company @10/9c on E!
The Real Housewives of New jersey @10/9c on Bravo TV



Friday, August 12, 2011

Jersey Shore!

Jersey shore… Ok, first of all people stop calling every church in Florence, Vatican. Vatican is a City (smallest state) surrounded by Rome and is around 170 miles from Florence. The church that is in Vatican is called St.Peter’s Basilica not Vatican!
I think they need to clear that up because millions of people and children are watching the show and some kids might start to think that there is a church called Vatican in Florence painted by Leonardo de Vinci ☺.
Secondly, women in that show are so desperate, except Jwoww! They are all over the men in house it is sad. I could maybe understand if they were teenagers so they can’t see when a man is not into them, but these are people in their twenties, and some even early thirties so stop it.
No Snooki, you are not prettier then that girl, and there are 90% chances that you are not prettier than any woman in this world.
Love how she calls that chick a whore, takes one to know one I guess.
Sam and Ron please don’t ruin another season by getting back together. Sam loosen up and move on.
I’ve notice Mike’s watch is way 2 big for him and then when he is giving interviews, he is holding it with his two middle fingers to prevent it from falling off and while doing that his hand looks retarded (take my strong hand ☺ one person reading this will get it, sorry internal joke). Mike, you don’t have to suffer take that damn watch to the shop and get it adjusted!
Vinnie and Pauly why don’t u just come out of the closet.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Jersey Shore!

Hello everybody!
I'm sorry, I've been so busy this week and I didn't have the time to write about my favorite shows :(
Before I start catching up on previous shows, lets talk about (drums please)
**JERSEY SHORE**!
Yes Jersey Shore season 4 Ep.1 aired yesterday and I, like millions of people, was watching!
The cast arrived in Italy. And of course the men were smarter, they flew straight to Florence, while the girls were dragging themselves from Milan by bus. The house where they are staying looks amazing, too bad it will be demolished real quick.
They all look happy, tra la la la and ready for new beginnings. Sammie and Ronnie are no longer together, looks like there will be peace in the house-yeah right.
Pauly and Vinnie same ol, Jwoww is still with Roger, Snooki has a boyfriend and she slept with Mike, ups! Hahaha Snooki, you slept with Mike the biggest snitch in the house, did you really think that he wouldn't tell that to anybody?
What I don't like about Snooki is that she thinks that she has the right to an opinion and to call somebody trashy and a whore, like she did Angelina! When she is doing the same thing, actually even worse. So far she slept with half of the male roommates, bunch of man outside the cast, and god knows how many woman through Mike. And she cheated on her boyfriend Jionny, who btw looks 2 good for her.
So Snooks don't act all sweet and innocent.
Deena can die happy now that she kissed Pauly D, who in my opinion, is the ugliest man in the house, u are 30, I know blowout is your trade mark but please!
That was the most nauseating kiss I have ever seen in my life! Pauly's face looked like he was shitting bricks, not kissing a woman! I have never seen so much agony on somebody’s face while kissing (bljuv)!
That was pretty much it from last night!

Love S.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Real Housewives of NY, reunion part I

Oh my...New York Housewives reunion! Too bad the season is over. I was getting used to those crazy menopausal women :). But, two of them that I couldn't stand, were Kelly and Cindy. They are a special kind of crazy.
Let's start with Kelly. I love how she tells Alex to stay out of other people's business and she keeps interrupting everybody all the time. When Alex ran down the stairs in Morocco (yes that was extra funny) to talk to Luann and to fight for Ramona's honor Kelly intertwined, saying it isn't Alex's place to get involved, well Kelly you just did the same thing! We all know Countess can speak for herself.
At the reunion she told Alex to stop getting red. Wow, like a person can control that, why don't u control those veins that are popping on your neck Kelly?
She was insulted by Sonja's vagina, insulted and hurt, really? I can understand embarrassed maybe, but insulted buah. And I love how she talks about Sonja's house being dirty. For what I saw Sonja's house looks normal and I don't even remember seeing Kelly's house, hmm I wonder why?
When Simon came to talk to Jill, she started telling her "Why does he want to talk to you? Why? What does a man have to talk to you about, that is so weird". Well Kelly, it's none of your damn business, he didn't ask you to talk to him, he asked Jill who was his friend from before! So why are you getting into that situation and calling it strange.
Cindy...who is Cindy, and why is she on that show? Oh yes, Ramona brought her... and then ugly uninteresting Cindy started talking s#!% about Ramona. Yes there is a pecking order, regardless how strange that sounds. But when a person introduces you to their group of friends, and brings you into the show such as Housewives, which automatically helps you to promote your business then yes Cindy, the small thing you should do, is show some gratitude. No you don't owe her your life, but you do owe her some respect.
When she came to Sonja's house for breakfast that was the pinnacle of rudeness. Having a conference call while someone is making you food and telling them to shut up while you are a guest at their home wow, a redneck wouldn't do such a thing. If you couldn't do the breakfast meeting with Sonja because you are so busy, than you shouldn't have came in the first place.
Alex was right she does need to get laid ASAP.
Can't wait for the second part of the reunion next week. Poor Andy he was looking very exhausted :/,

Basketball Wives

Wow, Basketball Wives, I was disgusted with those women last night. Especially Tami. That woman needs some serious therapy. She is such a liar and a fake. You are in Rome, Italy! Haven't u heard of an expression: "When in Rome do as the Romans do." That means leave your ghetto ass behavior in USA for a week and relax, and let others be! Everybody turned against Meeka! It was such a sad sight to watch Shaunie and Evelyn laugh at the table when Tami was imitating Meeka's voice! First of all she doesn't even talk like that, and no Tami not everybody needs to be loud mouth like you. Shaunie,I get it, something needs to be happening in that show for it to be entertaining,but u guys are just embarrassing yourselves now. I think the rest of the cast is just angry at Meeka because she is the only one left there that is an actual BASKETBALL WIFE!
Suzie is so pathetic! She was in that same position last year, and now, she all of a sudden has the balls to talk s#!% about Meeka calling her an Idiot and stuff. She is sooo trying to get in the good grace of Evelyn and Tami. So scared to stand up to them, so she decided to throw Meeka under the bus.Meeka had a conversation with Susie about how Tami asked her: If it comes to choosing sides, will u be with the real bitches (meaning Tami, Royce and Suzie) or the fake ones (Evelyn, Shaunie and Jennifer).  Suzie couldn't keep the conversation to herself, so she told Evelyn like she was her loyal puppy, and Evelin asked Tami if she called them fake. Tami goes: "NOOOO , I called u popular"! B!%C# please U did called them fake, here is a reminder in case your drunk ass forgot!



Yup that is u screaming "No fake bitches, I love it". Ta dahh
So, Tami please shut up, and stop acting like u never had prejudice towards anyone. And for all the people out there, no you don't have to tell people everything in their face, that doesn't make u "real" it just makes u obnoxious and rude.
Oh and one more thing! Why are they all wearing the same EARRINGS?? #lame...

Monday, July 25, 2011

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Poor Kim Kardashian has psoriasis! And can her mother be any more money hungry?! The only good thing in this ugly situation is that maybe now people will be more open minded towards people that have psoriasis and not have prejudices about that condition.

Let's enjoy the new video by Countess Luann :D



Look at the beginning of the video,when they are walking how one can't even see Jill cuz Countess is blocking her! What a great director-NOT

The Real Housewives of NJ

There was nothing special on the last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New jersey. Except, at the begging when Kim G was kicked out of the Christmas party. Funny thing is she was kicked out by Caroline, and she wasn't even the hostess of the party. People are right, who is Kim G? And why does she constantly want to hang out with people that don't like her?! Plus, she is so rich, she should pay for her own show is she wants to be on TV so desperately.
On the other note, Teresa and Melissa(they are sisters in law) seem to be getting along fine this episode (yup seem). Poor Melissa is trying so hard to be in Teresa's good will for the sake of "family peace''. I understand it is not easy for Teresa to be in good spirits now that she is bankrupt, but she needs to stop being so cynical and angry at the people,especially if they have nothing to do with your financial situation. I think Teresa is jealous of Melissa, because that is how she looked and was acting in her younger days. Funny thing was when Melissa and her husband Joe came to Teresa's Christmas dinner, and Teresa was wearing this slutty outfit, and the first thing that came out of her mouth is how Melissa is dressed inappropriately. Please Teresa, you guys look the same.
Kathy is also trying to make peace with her cousin Teresa, but she always tries to do it when they are on some event. What century is this? What, she doesn't have Teresa's phone number, she doesn't know where she lives?! If one really wants to make peace with their family they should have a talk off camera,because this thing that she is doing now, seems like a sad act.
Little Ashley (who is no longer little), Jacqueline's daughter, all she wants for Christmas is for her stepfather to like her. She "changed" this season,except now she is too whiny. A person looks at her she gets teary eyes. What happened to Ashley that was threatening Danielle last season and pulling her hair out. Oh well. Girl has some major daddy issues, she spent her whole birthday crying because her dad couldn't come, instead appreciating people that did. Go live with your perfect dad then.

Anyway it was a Christmas Eve episode so like I said nothing excited.
Tonight is gonna be a good one because it's The Real Housewives of New york City reunion episode!!! Yeeey
P.S I Love to watch Andy Cohen's after shows and reunion specials!