Jersey Shore is back!

I saw Jersey Shore last night yes I did. That would be an interesting episode if it was the first season but since it's not this shit is getting old. How much GTL can we take? This better be the last season.
Pauly D: "Me and Vinny are so excited that Vinny jumps on my bed and dry humps me on my bed just to break it in like in the old times." Aww how gay! Just come out of the closet Pauly already it's ok. Vinny is crying for his momma like some little bitch-Edip much? Everybody came home like they were in war or something. You were in Italy on vacation earning money for not doing a thing, be ashamed. Snooki is such a whore I don't know why is she even lying to Jionni about hooking up with Mike! If the dude forgave you for Vinnie he will forgive this too. She is just making the guy look stupid. After the family and friends gathering Snooki's friend Rider and Mike's friend The Unit come to the house to sleep over. Why is Mike so stuck on Snooki admitting that she slept with him? No one cares! She did, we get it, let it go. And then there is Rider, hmm I wonder where did she get that nickname from...oh that's right she rides everybody! Wow shameless, so she was with Vinny, The Unit and now Pauly D and somehow poor little Deena looked even more desperate. Hahaha Rider and Pauly are about to get it in and what does Deena do? She goes in to their room and sits-awkward! I'm sure if they offered a threesum she would jump straight in just to touch Pauly. Rider is such an awesome friend to Snooki and Deena-Not! Do they really need a girl that will fuck all the men they like. Is that some friendship memo I didn't get?
Weird people...
P.S. Jenny's man Roger is always in the same shirt just like Corey from Teen Mom and that stupid hat and all of those women in Vh1 reality shows and those ugly earrings!